A thread that never should have been allowed to die.
I'm a summertime, fruity beer guy, and this one is a Gose (wheat beer) from a local microbrewery. It's so good, in a semi-buzzed state I wrote them the following letter:
It's summer and I'd like to look semi-decent in a bathing suit. But your Gose is so good that I can't stop drinking it. I'm never going to lose the last 5 pounds this way. So fuck you, Driftwood, for making such an awesome beer.