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Backdoored an open ender

Sublime.

Hhahahahah

Thanks guys! You inspired me to take another trip over there to find some additional puns.

First girl I played with was so loose, I mean you should have seen the size of her VPIP/PFR gap. She wanted to play some Caribbean Stud. I told her I was English but I'd do my best. She was constantly straddling and told me she hated limps. I looked down to see what I had. I had something interesting in my hand but I needed a bit more time to make it. I decided to go with it and pretend I was already ready to go, a semi bluff if you will. After that things got splashy.

When I had fully explored her rack and taken all the chips it held I was heading up to cash out when a rail bird stopped me.

"Wow" he said "you dominated her and she had no idea what you were holding! Poker face?"
"No" I replied "there was a no touching rule so I couldn't get near her face".

Fin.

Not everyday you see this on a poker facebook page

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First girl I played with was so loose, I mean you should have seen the size of her VPIP/PFR gap.

She was constantly straddling and told me she hated limps.

After that things got splashy.

HAHHAHA 10/10

And you know, this Pornhub poker would make multi-tasking so much easier..

Changes the meaning of 'having the best hand'

killjoy1987:

This thread gives new meaning to those. I don't think they're dancing anymore...

lol what a thread!

You've got to be a fan of variance to play at Pornhub Casino. I always get it in good, but the suck outs are unreal.

thetallpaul: You've got to be a fan of variance to play at Pornhub Casino. I always get it in good, but the suck outs are unreal.

Hahaha You must be not able to sleep at night trying to come up with these! I never knew so many poker sex puns were possible hahaha I'm impressed

Not really, I've got loads of them. When anyone asks for an innuendo, I give them one.

Disappointing to see that this thread has gone stiff

Boom! J Man bringing it back to life like thread viagra. More like a rock than a 4% PFR Nit.

thetallpaul: Boom! J Man bringing it back to life like thread viagra. More like a rock than a 4% PFR Nit.

Just rising to occasions mate

The idea is a stroke of genius

Yes it must have been really hard to come up with an idea this good

Not that difficult. Everytime I think of Pornhub while I'm gambling, something seems to come up.

These games are awesome, tables are so beatable!

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