Best Player In The World - Zoom and 6max NL

Posted 7 years ago

Dear Diary..

I am making this thread to prove that I am the best player in the world. There is me and then everyone else below.

I want to beat anything above 500z for at least 8bb/100. I did the maths on this already and I am certain it's possible. i also think it's possible to beat 25NL for 18~+bb/100. It's actually too easy. When I see people moan about low or micro stakes I feel nothing. I just sit and stare. And I accept that you are not made for making it. You are not the same breed.

The 500z pool and the poker community in general is full of a bunch of pussies. Let's face it. Poker is the most boring thing. It really isn't. But. It has become.

I don't see anyone out there. OTB. Guy made what? 3-5 M$ playing cash and I still see him on the occasional 500zoom grind. Why? What are you doing OTB?

Everybody is being so nice to each other. It's pathetic. I wish I was playing 50NL where people still insult each other in chat. But unfortunately I'm too good. So I'm stuck with all these dorks like yea insert any 500z reg. DCC guy is actually alright. I trash gilu a lot but he's a little better than I make him out to be. Flufferd feels tough but only because he's running decent and checking way too much. Era7er is a coach for RIO and he absolutely sucks. He's ridiculous. He just pops to mind because a friend of mine mentioned him and I couldn't believe he gets paid for producing content. I mean who is actually gonna fall for that guy.

All these guys like Baalim, Innerpsy, readraise, ratafaka, Sinkarma(lol), SDMax(this guy might be a fish, sorry if u r, u'd be a tough fish), deanosupremo (might also be a fish?), DennisGPunkt. Just what is dennisGPunkt even doing. Like he actually is one of the toughest regs on 500z but not because he's any good just because everyone else is so fukkin bad. Lol wait I forgot this guy. Nutsrandom. Is SO bad. Jesus how is he not broke I don't understand. I actually start to feel bad having him at my table.

Anyways. It bores me. I enjoy winning but I dislike the lack of competition. So I'll challenge myself. Make this blog happen. And see what comes.


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Posted 7 years ago
And before the whining begins
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That's all 500-2k pretty much
Posted 7 years ago
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Exciting fist post, with pictures of graphs you definitely didn't Google and post here. I will be looking forward to hearing more from the GOAT that is SterlingArcher Laugh

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Posted 7 years ago
Get your turtleneck and lets do this.
Posted 7 years ago
ROFL love this and lets mfkin go!
Posted 7 years ago*
Dear Diary...

I'm kind of busy pursuing models and hookers and hookermodels at the moment. Also fell a little sick. Probably of the amount of misplays I'm seeing on 500z honestly it is somewhat hard to deal with.

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Since the start of this thread. Might have been the biggest and longest downswing of my recent career.

Either way I won't be playing much upcoming 2 weeks as friends are coming to visit.


No interesting hands really. This one was the only one V is fish.
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Hand Conversion Powered by WeakTight Poker Hand History Converter
$2.50/$5Zoom No Limit Holdem PokerStars
4 Players

Blinds $2.50/$54
CO $500
D $559.75
SBHero $509.75
BB $528.75
Preflop
4$7.50Hero is SBQJ
1 fold, BTN raises to $15, Hero raises to $50, 1 fold, BTN calls $35
Flop
2$105AKA
Hero bets$49.68, BTN calls $49.68
Turn
2$204.364
Hero checks, BTN bets $60, Hero raises to $170, BTN calls $110
River
2$544.363
Hero goes all-in$240.07, BTN calls $240.07
Final Pot $1,024.50
BTN shows three of a kind, Aces 9A Hero shows a pair of Aces QJ
BTN wins $1,023 (net +$513.25)
Hero lost$509.75



I dno. V is a fish that plays a lot and he tends to trapcheck a lot and do stupid bets with 2nd pairs and random pocket pairs to block or protbet I guess. Figured he'd check low ace regardless and potentially trap AQ AJ AT kinda hands. Might bet like KQ KJ because he's weird and maybe 88 77 or like obv QJ QT JT and his FD's. Also betsize didn't really fit the way he'd play strong Ax meh.

I think if he has Kx in his bets on Turn and checks some top Ax I can x/r and jam non spades comfortably with this hand. Either way not showing off. Anyone wnna plug this into CREV? I'm too lazy. Like 50% on his A8+, 20% on his A8-, 33% on his Kx, 33% on his pockets (he prolly calls all pockets flop?) 100% on his FD and 85% on JT QT QJ. And then have him call R Trips + 100% trips - 0% and have him call turn raise with Kx FD and Trips.
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Posted 7 years ago
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>=mp didn't include Kx. If I add Kx to his turnbets turn x/r would probably be 8-10bb+. But either way the tree is kind of in my favor so I'll leave it at 5.

Posted 7 years ago
No calling out moms and sisters at 500z? wtf? How can one survive there?
Posted 7 years ago
Pics of models and hookers.