I'd play it the same way, folding river because I never expect to see worse here. Good sizing throughout the hand, could have went a little bigger on the river though.

Seems like a reasonable line to me. River I would be going bigger, maybe around 2.50 or so but when we get rejammed on it seems like a fold. The chances of a bluff here are close to 0% (probably exactly 0% vs the vast majority of players) and we are behind a massive chunk of villains value range.Genuinely shocked to see the three bet on the river after than min donk bet.

I think you played it spot on.

I agree with the calls for a bigger river bet against a player who is likely bad. Once he shoves it's an easy fold. We can expect a fish to limp Q2 etc, and also call you down with a pocket pair which now has a boat.